By
Minuet in G
(a 1979 Argosy made by Airstream that loves grandma's stories)
Vannie and Dave love to hike.
They hike in Texas, Louisiana, and New Mexico.
Hiking with their grandkids is a special treat.
Vannie wrote this story after hiking with Maddie
and Vincent in Austin, TX near St. Edmund's University.
It's right in the heart of Austin...which is what makes it unique.
The city has literally surrounded this area.
LESSONS LEARNED FROM A ROLY-POLY
Armadillidium Vulgare, aka Roly-Poly, is an isopod, a type of
non-insect arthropod also known as a terrestrial crustacean. It is sometimes called a roly-poly due to its
ability to roll into a ball when disturbed.
It had happened to my brothers and sisters, my mother and
father, my cousins, aunt, uncles. I just
never thought about it happening to me, but one day IT DID.
That day started out like any other day. It had been raining. The ground was wonderfully muddy and
gooey. The forest was cool. I had been crawling around most of the
night. I love the nighttime…with its
quietness and spookiness. The trees look like giant art sculptures, and the
animals are always creeping around like sneaky detectives. And the sounds those animals can make. Oh my goodness, I’m always wishing I could
have my own special sound. Guess I’ll
have to be satisfied with the soft squishing sound that my tiny little feet
make as they ever so slightly touch the ground.
It’s hardly a sound at all…but I know it’s there…and I love it. Makes me feel special.
Sometimes I have to make a run for it…under a rock or a leaf
or an old hollow log. Mr. Toad hops by,
or Mrs. Spider with her eight legs tip-toes within a few feet. Thank goodness, I have a bunch of legs…14, to
be to be exact. I have 12 other
appendages, too, that do a bunch of other stuff…eliminating waste (yuck),
making babies (yuck, again), and feeling things. I’m actually a very complex crustacean. My very very distant cousins include shrimp,
crabs, lobsters, and crawfish. Bet you
didn’t know that.
Of course, everyone knows that I can roll up in a ball. That really aggravates and confuses my
predators. I feel like the “cat’s meow” when I do that roly-uppy thingy. I can’t see very well, because basically I
roam around at night…just old nocturnal me, but I can definitely detect an
enemy.
EXCEPT…this one day…it was cloudy. My light detecting cells were
malfunctioning. I thought it was
nighttime...so BAM. Before I could say “Jack
Robinson”, a giant human hand came down out of nowhere and grabbed me.
I knew about humans from my parents. Oh, the stories they could tell. Of
course, I immediately went into defense mode.
I can still hear by mom saying, “Roll, Baby, Roll”. I was rolling so
fast, it made my head swim. I rolled and
rolled and rolled.
I even rolled out of
the hand, but still not fast enough. Up
I went again. I could sense sounds…loud
sounds…coming from all different directions…a boy and a girl and their grandparents. Then there was walking. They were on the move. I could slightly hear the girl tell the boy
to put me down. My tiny brain was being
flooded with ALL those stories from my mom, dad, brothers, sisters, aunts,
uncles, and cousins.
Dad said, “Human kids LOVE us. They pick us up…they play with us…they take
us on walks…they share us with friends, but never let them put you in a jar
with grass in it and holes punched in the lid.
It might be fun for a few days, but you will never grow to a ripe old
age living in a jar. Somehow, devise an
escape. Kids are quick, so you have to
be quicker.”
My escape plan…
1. Stay
rolled up. The boy will get tired of seeing you rolled up all the time and will
let you go free.
2. Just keep rolling around. The boy might loosen his grip, and you can
roll between his fingers to freedom.
3. Stay alert. If the boy drops you by mistake,
roll under anything you can find…an old paper cup, an old virus protection
mask, a brightly colored leaf, a broken bottle, a wild flower…ANYTHING.
4. If number 1, 2, or 3 don’t work, unroll. Your
little legs can tickle his hand, and he will drop you.
5. Call for help.
No Phone, No Loud Voice…this is not a viable step.
6. Hope that the boy listens to their grandparents.
“Put that bug down, it might have diseases.” (I don’t, but let the boy thinks I do.)
“We do not have any jars at home to put
that thing in.”
“That bug will be so much happier in the
forest.”
“You are not putting that thing in our
truck.”
“We’re going to say this for the last time,
PUT THAT BUG DOWN.”
I tried every one of these.
Nothing seemed to be working.
Even the boy’s little sister kept telling him to put me down.
The boy continued to hold tight to me.
Thank goodness, I like moist sweaty
environments. The truth be known, I breathe through gills. Strange, but that’s
just the way I’m made. I even used
numbers two and four in my escape plan several times, but the boy always found
me. I wasn’t quick enough with number
three. I was beginning to realize that
number 6 was my only hope. Please, Lord,
help those grandparents be persistent, and give that boy some empathy for all
living creatures in the forest.
Oh, the journey was long and hot and filled with unknown
adventures. The trail was wet and bumpy
and curvy. It went uphill and downhill.
All the sounds of the forest kept
whispering…Don’t give up hope…Don’t give up hope. The boy, the girl, and the grandparents
stopped to look at wildflowers.
They
explored waterfalls. They tested the
temperature of the old creek with their feet.
They laughed and giggled. They told stories and sang songs. They were having a blast.
But the boy continued to hold tight. He was the sweetest thing. He would talk to me. He was careful with
me. He even petted me like a dog.
But my mom’s words kept coming back to
me…”Don’t let them put you in a jar.”
The hike was over.
They were headed to the truck. I
was getting more and more nervous. But
then it happened…
The grandfather (speaking to the boy): “I know you love that Roly-Poly, but it is
going to be so much happier staying in the forest. Its home is here. It has a smorgasbord of food…lots of soft
decaying plants like grasses and leaves.
Its friends are here. Roly-Polys can live for two or three years, but if
we take it home to put in a jar, it will not live that long. What’s your plan?”
The boy (to himself):
My plan???…hmmm.
I was filled with excitement. Was it going to happen? Was I going to get to stay in the
forest?
The boy is thinking…and thinking…and thinking. The boy, the girl, and the grandparents were
all silent…waiting…waiting…waiting.
AND…it happened. The
boy knelt down at the edge of the trail where some old leaves were scattered
around. He opened his sweaty hand.
Slowly and carefully he slanted his hand so
that I tumbled as if in slow motion under a big oak leaf. Oh, what exhilaration I was feeling. I could once again feel the damp mossy forest
floor. The air was humid and shady under
the leaf. I could smell the dirt and the decaying grasses.
I WAS HOME. I WAS
FREE.
Speaking to the boy…
The grandmother: I’m
so proud of you.
The grandfather: I
like your plan.
The sister: I told
you a long time ago to put that thing down!
The boy: (No words) A tiny smile showed on his face. He knew he had made the right choice. He felt good.
THE END
